[Intro]

A calendar invite arrives at ten
Maxwell Price is back again
Different tie, familiar grin
"Let's discuss the tier you're in"

[Verse]

Mara says, "We need the backups
Stored beyond your private cloud"
Maxwell nods with grave attention
Like the question makes him proud
"External targets are supported
Once your tenant is promoted"
Priya says, "We need approval
Before an admin changes roles"

[Pre-Chorus]

Standard gets you in the room
Professional gives you chairs
Enterprise unlocks the table
Plus allows you to use stairs

[Chorus]

That requires Enterprise Plus
Nothing difficult, nothing much
Just another tier above us
Need the feature? Need the trust?
Sign the order, don't discuss
That requires Enterprise Plus

[Verse]

Ben says, "Search should find a ticket
By the error code inside"
Maxwell says, "Enhanced Discovery
Comes with Service Optimized"
Klaus says, "Can we query records
Without purchasing a seat?"
"Machine access has a value —
Bots consume capacity too"

[Pre-Chorus]

Every noun becomes a product
Every verb becomes a fee
Every problem finds a package
Every package needs degree

[Chorus]

That requires Enterprise Plus
Nothing difficult, nothing much
Just another tier above us
Need the feature? Need the trust?
Sign the order, don't discuss
That requires Enterprise Plus

[Guitar Solo]

[Tier Ladder]

Silver: Read only
Gold: Read and write
Platinum: Make the screen look right
Premium: Open one more door
Enterprise: Purchase what it's for
Enterprise Plus: Call our team
Enterprise Plus Advanced: Chase the dream
Enterprise Plus Advanced Complete: Pay us not to miss a beat

[Breakdown]

Plus for access
Plus for scale
Plus to read the audit trail

Plus for export
Plus for trust
Plus because the platform must

[Bridge]

Mara closes Maxwell's chart
Priya says, "Let's call this what you are"
Maxwell smiles, "I understand
Budget questions can be hard"

[Final Chorus]

That requires Enterprise Plus
Every answer comes to us
Wrapped in one more purchase order
Need your own data to retrieve?
Pay the license, pay the trust
That requires Enterprise Plus

[Outro]

The meeting ends
The quote remains
Version nine with six new names

Slide guitar climbs one shining note
While Maxwell sends the revised quote